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(Please note, this is a story that was passed along to me.  I got such a kick out of it, and wanted to share it. )

Our salesperson actually saw this verbiage on a listing in the MLS recently.  It’s too funny not to share.

“Newer Furnace, A/C, Electric Service & Some Plumbing  BUT…IT’S DIRTY DOG!! Bring Your Paint & Carpet -It’ll Go A LONG Way!!  FANTASTIC NEIGHBORHOOD-CLEAN AREA  This is The ARMPIT Of The Area !!  JUST A Good CLEANING WOULD DO WONDERS !!! Roof Is RUFFFF-Should Go 5-7 Years…But You Would Never Get A Roofing Inspector To Say That….He’d Probably Say…..RATNOW!!! or 1-2 YRS * Kitchen Cabinets Aren’t That Bad * 3X12 Walkin Closet * 2nd Floor 16′X16′ Has 2 HUGE ALCOVE DORMERS * GREAT FOR OWNER OCCUPANT, BUT LOOKIN FOR THAT FRICTION FREE DEAL!!  AGENTS; Snag Your Investors Quick !! CASH, AS-IS, Don’t BOTHER ME WITH NOTHIN & You’ll Be My NEW BEST FRIEND!! This Area Brings Some PRETTY HIGH DOLLARS !! Here’s Your Chance For A Ground Floor Opportunity !! Large Fenced Yard With Off Street Parking & Storage Building * House Being Sold As-Is For Short While….Then Cleaned Up At A Higher Price!!! Let’s GITTERDONE!!!”